Fake News Turns Real: Trey Gowdy Gets An Order To Exhume Vince Foster

After uncovering a nearly 20-year-old signed statement from Vince Foster that fully implicates the Clintons in the Whitewater scandal, Congressman Trey Gowdy has convinced a federal judge that he does, in fact, need to exhume the body of Vince Foster from its resting place in Norfolk.

Judge Malcolm Reynolds issued the order this morning and crews went right to work. Foster’s casket was safely exhumed and arrived without incident at the Naval Yard where Rear Admiral Marc Shermerhorn will perform a full autopsy.

Gowdy’s assistant says the committee is looking for specific evidence that Foster was shot from far enough behind him to make the claim of suicide impossible. At that point whatever is left, no matter how unlikely, has to be true. Hillary had him killed.

Ironically, this story was told months ago by a liberal troll whose goal in life is to live in his mother’s basement and shout insults at conservatives:

“CONSERVATIVES ARE DOODOOHEADS. YOU PEOPLE NEED TO STOP LOOKING AT THE FACTS AND START LOOKING AT WHAT’S REAL.”

Liberalism is a mental disorder. Gowdy hopes to have the results of the autopsy by Tuesday. We’ll keep you updated on this developing story.

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